Knowing is owning

the-queen-of-crossroads:

HIMYM Bloopers: Neil accidentally touched Cobie’s boob.

piertotum-locomottor:

theladysparks:

Chris Evans in 4th, 6th and 7th grade.

WHAT A CUTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

guy:

WHY DO PEOPLE START CONVERSATIONS AND THEN NOT CONTINUE THEM

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

lizziemcswagger:

getting an A in a science test

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metallipstick:

My education in a nutshell

the-doctors-sexiest-companion:

The Best OTP (Cover) 

So I was cruising the "the-doctors-sexiest-companion" tag and i came across a link and that link brought me to this fantastic little gem by Olivia!

So you guys should watch this cover of my song The Best OTP and then go look at this gals blog and show her some lurv. 

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

dansrules:

disneyfab:

this literally gave me chills.

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

lalondes:

floccinaucinihilipilificatious:

lalondes:

tv show idea: “breaking good”

a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science

Isn’t this just Breaking Bad, but backwards?

i really think you might be on to something